
Despite whatever connotations its title might suggest, Zoom is a movie marked by pure laziness, made by folks who either don't know or don't care what they're doing. Not so with the filmmakers behind Zoom-they're clearly not doing anything extraordinary either, but they don't seem to have any delusions of grandeur. The pitiful thing is, these kids actually seem to think they're doing something super when they're clearly not. Preternatural powers like, say, blowing huge, poorly-animated bubbles of explosive mucus out of one nostril. A group of government scientists are holding "auditions" for a top-secret team of adolescent superheroes, and child after child steps up to the table and offers a demonstration of his or her preternatural powers.

There's a scene near the beginning of Zoom that sums up the entire film quite nicely.
